ATTENTION KARKAT ROLEPLAYERS
TONE DEAF TURD WAFFLE
Lazy Prick Jockey
oh my god
White Trash Dick Biscuit im DYING
'Pie-eating Bitch Biscuit'
I believe this is how Castiel tries to insult Dean
Drug-loving sphincter nazi
reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS. Let’s show the world that there’s a 1 in 3 chance that we’re kind of a dangerous person to be around.
up until the age of three my mum took me to countless doctors and got me checked out a billion times because she thought i was deaf and i wasnt speaking but it turned out that i was just ignoring everyone unless food/toys/things i want were involved. nothing has changed tbh
You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?
So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.
the last one omfg im so done
carly rae jepsen is older than lady gaga
let that sink in
i thought she was 13
andrew garfield is older than chris hemsworth
where is your god now
The Starkids are older than the Harry Potter actors
WHAT NO THE STARKIDS ARE FIVE
don’t sit in your pajamas and reblog posts about how you wish you could be pretty and confident, just do it. Get up early so you can do your hair and makeup all nice for school, flirt with the boys and let them come to you, say “thank you” instead of “no i’m not” when someone calls you pretty, fake that fucking confidence until it’s real, do you understand me? Now go own that red lipstick.
TAKE THIS ADVICE GUYS ITS THE BEST THING YOU COULD EVER DO FOR YOUR SELF CONFIDENCE