the best part about my mom getting pissy at me for only applying to expensive schools is that she literally wrote me out a spreadsheet with all of my options on it and is now telling me that all of the prices were wrong and i probably wont be able to afford even the school i got a 24000 dollar scholarship to.
ah yes also. ive been slacking the fuck off in school recently because i thought i was all done applying to schools but now i might have to do more and also none of the schools i want will give me merit based scholarships for my shit grades rn
i wish i didnt live in america, man, college payment systems SUCK
like, not being able to afford a school WITH A 24000 DOLLAR PER YEAR SCHOLARSHIP IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS
That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.
are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled several adults into giving her the part that kicked off her incredibly successful career as an actress and let’s not pretend any of us were that clever when we were fourteen
OMFG GUYS HELP CHRIS PINE IS SITTING NEXT TO ME WHAT THE FUCK HOLY CRAP WHY IS HE HERE? WHY IS CAPTAIN FUCKING KIRK IN RICCARTON MALL?!?
Just look at him and whisper “James Tiberius Kirk.” and see what he does
I initiated a friendly conversation to disguise myself as a non-fangirling normal civilian. Then, as I was leaving, I silently turned around and did the Vulcan Salute. His eyes went wide and he literally backed away.
if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod and i do a swift head turn i’m probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video. do not disturb.
I have found my people.
who else like closes their eyes during a buildup and then pops them open when the chorus or w/e starts as if like the video’s starting or there’s a swift transition like nope i dont have a weird tic i’m just making a music video
youre all my soulmates
Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)
HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????
47 years in Hollywood and several thousand dollars in plastic surgery does that to a person.